I: The Phantom Movie (1999) ~ II: Attack of the Clowns (2002) ~ III: Revenge of the Script (2005) ~ IV: A New Hope (1977) ~ V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) ~ VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) ~ VII: The Force Rehashes Itself (2015) ~ VIII: The Mid-Season Finale (2017) ~ IX: The Saga Will End, But Not Really (2019) Still, for some inexplicable reason they were chosen as flagships for many famous (and infamous) individuals, like Grand Admiral Thrawn (Chimaera), Emperor Palpatine (Eclipse and Eclipse II) and Stephen Spielberg (Seven Seas). In short, Star Destroyers were powerful warships that were prone to many failings and misfortunes, (excluding the Eclipse, which OWNED anything stupid enough to get close). The Alliance, when they reclaimed the galaxy, had to drag the huge but useless ship out of the shipyard with the force of Luke Skywalker, Darth Caedus, Anakin Solo, Cade Skywalker and the whole Jedi academy. However, the lack of any mobility limited this warship to defending the drydock in which it still sat. It is the largest ship built at 17.5 kilometers the ship is completely immobile, as it was impossible to find any affordable engines because of the Executor's destruction. The Eclipse Class Super Star Destroyer, yet another expensive, bloated, epic win, capable of asploding da universe.ĭespite the failure of the Executor class, the highly tenacious Empire commissioned the Eclipse class. This was shown when a little boy and an alien riding a flying bicycle crashed into the bridge of Stephen Spielberg's two hundred million credit star destroyer yacht, killing everyone on board, despite Spielberg commencing a volley of flash light fire on the UFO.Įxecutor Class Super Star Destroyer(*) Still, the ship would go ape shit if its command deck was destroyed, crashing into the nearest planet. These were introduced after the battle of Yavin to counter the pathetic Rebel threat. The Empire found more use with these ships as suicide bombers rather than actual warships resulting in many won battles for the loss of a single Star Destroyer, assuming they were lucky of course.Ī much more capable model, this was less prone to such power failures and as a result much better than their suicidal brothers.

As a result the ships were destroyed while electricians were repairing them. However these ships had a crappy power supply and was prone to power outages during the most inconvenient time. These ships had actual weapons, and weren't ridiculously vulnerable. This was the successor to the two aforementioned pieces of crap that passed for warships. An Imperial Class Star Destroyer, shortly before a power outage suffered by its target.

Executor class star destroyer model